More quotes by Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

"Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner, confessedly unworthy."
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"Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly."
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"Scriptures, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based."
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"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
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"Religion, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable."
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