"Scriptures, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based."
"HOMICIDE, n. The slaying of one human being by another. There arefour kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, andpraiseworthy, but it makes no great difference to the person slainwhether he fell by one kind or another -- the classification is foradvantage of the lawyers."
"Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel."
"Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage."
"Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others."
"Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel."