More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Women should have nipples on their butts. From a design perspective, I think it would revolutionize the fashion industry."
"Poetic inspiration is all around us, and it surrounds us like silent music that makes our hearts vibrate. Any time you give or receive love, you are a part of a living poem."
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."
"Man has two legs and chairs have four, because we were made to stand out, not sit down—or be sat on. You are your brand—you are not a piece of furniture. Well, this applies to everyone except my grandma, but she’s dead, so she really doesn’t mind being used as a coat rack."
"I saw someone who so closely resembled you that my heart started beating like a hummingbird's wings, and my mind flew back to where we were when we were we’re."