More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."
"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."
"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"Poetic inspiration is all around us, and it surrounds us like silent music that makes our hearts vibrate. Any time you give or receive love, you are a part of a living poem."