Only a fool tells people that only fools buy gold. In the co... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Only a fool tells people that only fools buy gold. In the coming future, I’d rather have fool’s gold than dollar bills. Ask Zimbabwe."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Relax. Just be. And be just."
"Grandpa often tells me I dance like my legs are engulfed in flames. I just go out there and put the fire of desire in women’s hearts."
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."
"I’ll convert a school desk into a tricycle, because how else am I supposed to learn to love? It’s not like baseball gloves are very effective oven mitts."
"I miss her like 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, and 5 misses 8. When we made love, our two bodies formed one spiral that seemed to cycle to the sky."