More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I told the joke, but someone else got the high five. That’s like me drinking a cup of coffee and a guy in a coma waking up. Go back to bed, buddy."
"With any new business deal, don’t think about how much you can afford to get—think about how much you can afford to give. A spirit of giving will allow you to get."
"To make my meal in a box taste better, I decided to tweak the logo, rather than the ingredients."
"I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights."
"String several words together in a sentence and you have a language necklace. My I love you would look great with your favorite red dress."