More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Why pay for an undesirable outcome with someone else? For the same money, you could have paid me to stay at home and do nothing."
"Most scars are invisible. Damn transparent knives. Does anything cut deeper than love? I need to get some new body armor."
"I used to gorge on gorgeous women, but now I look for things that can’t be seen with the eyes, but are only detected by the heart. This is love."
"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."
"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."