More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I keep my motivational book collection in the fridge. Hey, Who Moved My Cheese?! Did somebody let grandpa out of his cage again?"
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."
"When people ask me how I slept, I tell them I don’t know—I’ll have to ask The Professor, and read his notes on my performance."
"I chased the chaste, and they got scared and scurried. Then I stood still and loved where I was at, and all approached without fear of reproach."
"The world is a sad place today. I miss the good ol’ days. Gosh, why can’t I just go back to last weekend?"