For our first date we went Dutch. We would have gone another... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"For our first date we went Dutch. We would have gone another nationality, but they are the tallest."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I pet horses and ride cats, because I’m a cowman. I’m too mature to be a cowboy."
"Politically, I feel out of touch, like I’m wearing gloves—boxing gloves. We need to go bareknuckle to beat back the entrenched establishment."
"If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also defines my political beliefs)."
"Teach me to dance and I'll show you how to make love to music. The first 30 minutes are free, but after that I'm gonna have to charge you."
"I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me."