For our first date we went Dutch. We would have gone another... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"For our first date we went Dutch. We would have gone another nationality, but they are the tallest."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I'm sober. Yessiree, I quit drinking. I haven't had a beer in four hours. Now I just need some coffee and to get drunk on love poetry."
"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment."
"Wisdom is knowing when you are being patient, and when you are wasting time by waiting."
"Microwavable ice cream is the future. Don’t wait for love to melt all over your crotch. Scoop some Ice Cream Soup today."
"I can hold my alcohol, just like I’m a wine bottle. I dance as fluid as glass, and my heart shatters just as easily."