Microwavable ice cream is the future. Don’t wait for love to... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Microwavable ice cream is the future. Don’t wait for love to melt all over your crotch. Scoop some Ice Cream Soup today."
"Microwavable ice cream is the future. Don’t wait for love to melt all over your crotch. Scoop some Ice Cream Soup today."
"Vodka in the shape of a human body would be an excellent dancing partner. I'm a bring my own chaser kind of lover."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"White letters plus white paper equals invisibility. Just because you can’t see my love for you, doesn’t mean I didn’t write about it."
"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."
"To know is good, but to know how to use that knowledge is better. And to acknowledge the wisdom in this is the best."