More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Vodka in the shape of a human body would be an excellent dancing partner. I'm a bring my own chaser kind of lover."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"White letters plus white paper equals invisibility. Just because you can’t see my love for you, doesn’t mean I didn’t write about it."
"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."
"To know is good, but to know how to use that knowledge is better. And to acknowledge the wisdom in this is the best."