I'm sober. Yessiree, I quit drinking. I haven't had a beer i... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I'm sober. Yessiree, I quit drinking. I haven't had a beer in four hours. Now I just need some coffee and to get drunk on love poetry."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My hands will get dirty holding your rose-shaped heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive."
"I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it’s time to let some laundry into your life."
"Me and her, we’re both hiding who we really are. This is a common practice. It’s called dating."
"I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant."
"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."