Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical... - John Green, Paper Towns

"Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds,"I added. Radar tapped a locker twice with his fist to show his approval, and then came back with another. "Ben, getting you a date to prom is so hard that the American government believes the problem cannot be solved with diplomacy, but will instead require force."

Share this quote

More quotes by John Green, Paper Towns

"What a treacherous thing to believe that a person is more than a person."
"It is easy to forget how full the world is of people, full to bursting, and each of them imaginable and consistently misimagined."
"Poetry is just so emo."he said. "Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul."
"What about the rest of your life?"She shrugged. "What about it?""Aren't you worried about, like, forever?""Forever is composed of nows,"she says."
"Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?"