More quotes by John Green, Paper Towns

"Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will"
"Dude, I don’t want to talk about Lacey’s prom shoes. And I’ll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me really uninterested in prom shoes. It’s called a penis."
"As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly."
"Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old."
"I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back."