In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, th... - P.G. Wodehouse

"As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight."

"I just sit at my typewriter and curse a bit."

"He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more."

"He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom."

"One of the poets, whose name I cannot recall, has a passage, which I am unable at the moment to remember, in one of his works, which for the time being has slipped my mind, which hits off admirably this age-old situation."