More quotes by P.G. Wodehouse

"As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight."
"There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature."
"He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom."
"In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness."
"He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more."