More quotes by P.G. Wodehouse

"I just sit at my typewriter and curse a bit."
"He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more."
"There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine."
"As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight."
"She looked away. Her attitude seemed to suggest that she had finished with him, and would be obliged if somebody would come and sweep him up."