I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know w... - P.G. Wodehouse
"I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose."
"I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose."
"I just sit at my typewriter and curse a bit."
"There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature."
"There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine."
"[A]lways get to the dialogue as soon as possible. I always feel the thing to go for is speed. Nothing puts the reader off more than a big slab of prose at the start."(Interview, The Paris Review, Issue 64, Winter 1975)"
"He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom."