More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."
"When I lost her I gained the future, because she was my past, and she freed me to become who I was born to be."
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"She said love her or be tortured by her. I replied, "Torture would be less painful."She didn't realize that I'm a true romantic."