More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."
"If you’re going to hang around and watch me write, you might as well have a noose around your neck. Would you mind if I kicked the chair out from under your feet? You’re standing on my only place to sit."
"A white wedding dress, once worn, is like the ghost of a moment, trapping feelings of forever into fabric that’s never to be tried on again."
"I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess the best answer is it's the one right after the next to the last one."
"Professional wrestling is a lot like cuddling, I thought as I hugged a tree. As far as lumberjacks go, I’m slow, but when the tree finally falls for me, it falls hard."