Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hit... - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward."

"The poor things keep calling in those – those pumbles, I think they're called – you know, the ones who mend pipes and things – ""Plumbers?""– exactly, yes, but of course they're flummoxed."

"Well, you're expelling us aren't you?"said Ron."Not today, Mr. Weasley."Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled."

"Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet."

"Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world."