Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hit... - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"I WILL NOT TOLERATE MENTION OF YOUR ABNORMALITY UNDER THIS ROOF!"

"Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet."

"Well, you're expelling us aren't you?"said Ron."Not today, Mr. Weasley."Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled."

"His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,His hair is as dark as a blackboard.I wish he was mine, he's really divine,The hero who conquered the Dark Lord."

"Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward."