I WILL NOT TOLERATE MENTION OF YOUR ABNORMALITY UNDER THIS R... - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world."

"Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back."

"Well, you're expelling us aren't you?"said Ron."Not today, Mr. Weasley."Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled."

"Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward."

"His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,His hair is as dark as a blackboard.I wish he was mine, he's really divine,The hero who conquered the Dark Lord."