"I'm so popular in life that valets are already starting to park the cars lined up for my funeral, which is expected sometime late 2082. #OutBoastKanye"
"I can sell you wine and I can sell you flowers, but I can't sell you romance, because that comes from your heart, and it's free."
"I’ve never been in a yesterday quite like today. Seems like the perfect time to be in love."
"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."
"Wisdom equals knowledge plus courage. You have to not only know what to do and when to do it, but you have to also be brave enough to follow through."
"I’d fight for your love like I’m Tyler Durden. I want you to hit on me as hard as you can."