"You can never be too early to stand around and wait. You can have a seat in this chair, after I cinch the noose around my neck and you kick it out from under my legs."
"I belong, and my penis, it be long."
"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."
"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."
"Wisdom equals knowledge plus courage. You have to not only know what to do and when to do it, but you have to also be brave enough to follow through."
"Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries."