More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The cat hair floated in the air like a sound vibration, and I plucked it like a guitar string. Sometimes I can be so musical I’m like a living love song."
"I like my coffee like Colfax Avenue mixed with Atlantic Boulevard, and if you're buying then I'm driving. Let's sip this romance slowly."
"The storm is coming whether you’re aware of it or not, and whether you’re prepared for it or not. Thank God you have a man like me in your life, a man with a variety of umbrellas for sale in an affordable range of prices."
"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."
"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."