"Taking a break. Been working solid for the last few hours, as opposed to working liquid, which is more drinkable. Can I pour you a glass of productivity?"
"I make friends as easily as water freezes in an active volcano. Remember: handshakes feel more natural if you leave your rubber gloves at home. Unless you enjoy networking in public restrooms."
"I drink coffee like steam is the ghost of dead water. Ever tried inhaling the afterlife?"
"I love kiss whispers—kisspers. Loose lips are full of passionate secrets."
"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."
"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"