More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A kangaroo would jump better if instead of legs, it had a trampoline under its torso. And there would be no depression, because it would bounce right back."
"She moves through my memory the way the gentle river waves turn the setting sun's rays into a nostalgic light show."
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"A fridge will keep your steaks fresh, but keeping a live cow in grandmother’s room will keep the meat fresher. Let this be a lesson in love."
"I can sell you wine and I can sell you flowers, but I can't sell you romance, because that comes from your heart, and it's free."