I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A Dragon Rose is a flying flower that breathes fire. A relationship isn’t truly a romance if there isn’t a tiny element of danger involved."
"Some people try to change the world one life at a time. Others try to change the world one death at a time. And I try to change the world one bucket full of dirt at a time."
"Logos on designer clothes don't make me feel like I've got a strong personal brand. No clothes make the man. Even wearing no clothes I'm still me."
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"I told the joke, but someone else got the high five. That’s like me drinking a cup of coffee and a guy in a coma waking up. Go back to bed, buddy."