If you’re going to hang around and watch me write, you might... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If you’re going to hang around and watch me write, you might as well have a noose around your neck. Would you mind if I kicked the chair out from under your feet? You’re standing on my only place to sit."

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More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage."
"If you converted a water fountain into a fire fountain, then you’d have what it takes to stoke the heat I have for you in my heart."
"On a scale of 1 to extroverted, I’m a 3.14159. So is pi. I network like “the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.” Thanks, Wikipedia!"
"I'm about to get my grind on. My coffee grind. Like a true hustler."
"My name represents me, but it’s not who I am. It’s just a collection of letters. Unfortunately, none of them are love letters."