More quotes by Bill Watterson

"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."
"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."
"We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are."
"Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!"
"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."