More quotes by Bill Watterson

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."
"CALVIN:Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien."
"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"
"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"
"The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity."