More quotes by Bill Watterson

"CALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment."
"CALVIN:This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?HOBBES:I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN:Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God."
"Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend."
"Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat."
"HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams."