More quotes by Bill Watterson

"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."
"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."
"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"
"To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble."
"CALVIN:This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?HOBBES:I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN:Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God."