More quotes by Bill Watterson

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."
"From now on I’ll connect the dots my own way."
"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"
"I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations."
"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."