More quotes by Bill Watterson

"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"
"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
"I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts."
"CALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment."
"CALVIN:As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight."