More quotes by Bill Watterson

"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."
"The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity."
"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."
"Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat."
"From now on I’ll connect the dots my own way."