More quotes by Bill Watterson

"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"
"From now on I’ll connect the dots my own way."
"The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity."
"CALVIN:This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?HOBBES:I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN:Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God."
"Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend."