More quotes by Bill Watterson

"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept."
"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
"CALVIN:This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?HOBBES:I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN:Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God."
"If you can't win by reason, go for volume."