More quotes by Bill Watterson

"HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills."
"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."
"We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are."
"To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble."