More quotes by Bill Watterson

"CALVIN:This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?HOBBES:I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN:Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God."
"That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse."
"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."
"The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity."
"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."