More quotes by Bill Watterson

"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."
"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."
"Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!"
"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."
"CALVIN:Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien."