In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific rese... - Bill Watterson

"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."

"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."

"Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!"

"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."

"CALVIN:Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien."