The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poo... - Bill Watterson
"The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity."
"The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity."
"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."
"I liked things better when I didn't understand them."
"Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
"That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse."