More quotes by Bill Watterson

"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."
"I liked things better when I didn't understand them."
"Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
"That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse."