More quotes by Bill Watterson

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."
"HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills."
"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."
"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."
"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept."