Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have... - W.C. Fields

"It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to."

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."

"A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for."