More quotes by W.C. Fields

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."
"A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for."
"It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to."
"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."