Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly... - Mark Twain
"Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever."
"Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever."
"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."
"Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
"The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read."
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."