More quotes by Mark Twain

"When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."
"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."[Mark Twain, a Biography]"
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."