Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly... - Mark Twain
"Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever."
"Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever."
"When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."
"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."[Mark Twain, a Biography]"
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."