Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union... - Mark Twain
"Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation."
"Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation."
"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
"The secret to getting ahead is getting started."
"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure."
"I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!"