Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union... - Mark Twain

"Familiarity breeds contempt and children."

"The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read."

"You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?"

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."