Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union... - Mark Twain
"Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation."
"Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation."
"Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out."
"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's."
"Herodotus says, "Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all: the conscientious historian will correct these defects."
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."