Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union... - Mark Twain

"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."

"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."

"A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it."

"The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also."

"Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out."