More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."
"I want a moon canoe, because have you ever tried paddling through dirt? Love is a journey, and I try to travel as efficiently as I can."
"I’m so shy I make Bigfoot look like a socialite. Networking’s not a mystery to me—but I’m mythical to networking."
"I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."