More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."
"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."
"Great earrings would be little speakers, so she can hear better. Or maybe she just wasn’t listening all those times I told her I loved her."
"I’ve only been in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky finger. I could have held up my index finger, but I wasn’t in love that long."
"I just bought a bag of poetry, but it was mostly air. The author must have learned from the potato chip industry."