More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She moves through my memory the way the gentle river waves turn the setting sun's rays into a nostalgic light show."
"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."
"Her love used to be my lighthouse, and now it feels like I'm treading water in the dark. I’ll bet as soon as I start swimming, the sun will rise and color the sky with the romance of rose."
"I’ll bet opening a store called Boobs and Books would increase literacy. I prefer a hands-on approach to learning."
"If I found 20 dollars on the ground, I’d be willing to bet I’d find someone in desperate need of money that I could give it to. And I’d bet 20 dollars, so even after finding and giving away 20 dollars, I’d have made 20 dollars."