More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."
"If anybody is looking to rent a dancing partner for an evening, I have one left in stock. That one is me, and I am on sale ‘til Tuesday at two."
"I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife."
"I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights."
"I had a second friend come over to my house, and do you know what I called her? A refill. If relationships aren’t drinkable, why do we thirst for them so much?"