More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I love the sound of the trees in the breeze. If the forest is so clearly musical, why can’t it play the guitar while I sing Nirvana covers?"
"I’m taller in tolerance than I am in height. Barely. I’m only 6’3, so I apologize for not being more understanding."
"The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d fish through your window hoping to catch a smile."
"She’s ignoring my texts. Maybe she’s dead. Oh, I certainly hope so. I’d hate to think she’s being deliberately unresponsive."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."