I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient Florida oak, and unlike the sunset, my love won't fade."
"I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient Florida oak, and unlike the sunset, my love won't fade."
"You haven’t seen nothing until you’ve seen zero. You also haven’t seen nothing until you’ve seen all the love I have for politicians."
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."
"Today we’re living in an anti-Waldo world, where you don’t want to blend in and have people struggle to find you. You want your personal brand to stand out like you’re wearing a red and white sweater, and everyone else has on black."
"New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on #LoversLane."
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."