"What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two."
"A tornado is the ultimate coffee grinder. Just add water, and you’ll wake the whole trailer park."
"She’s twelve hours in the future, and exactly half a world away. No matter how hard I try, I will always be a part of her past."
"One butterfly wing reflected wholly in a mirror won’t give flight. Let this be a lesson in love."
"Love with all your heart. And the rest of your body. Oh, and your mind, too."
"I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales."