More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A tornado is the ultimate coffee grinder. Just add water, and you’ll wake the whole trailer park."
"She’s twelve hours in the future, and exactly half a world away. No matter how hard I try, I will always be a part of her past."
"One butterfly wing reflected wholly in a mirror won’t give flight. Let this be a lesson in love."
"Love with all your heart. And the rest of your body. Oh, and your mind, too."
"I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales."