"To be angry is easy, but to forgive is hard. That's why to love is easy, and to love is hard. I try to be so hard that I'm soft, like a liquid rock, fluid and forgiving, but unmovable in my resolve."
"Take some cues from some Q’s. Quality and quantity lead to queues."
"On a scale of 1 to extroverted, I’m a 3.14159. So is pi. I network like “the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.” Thanks, Wikipedia!"
"I drink coffee like steam is the ghost of dead water. Ever tried inhaling the afterlife?"
"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."
"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"