More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Meatloaf is meatloaf is not a true statement. You can have gravy on top, ketchup on top, and don’t forget you can also have love on top--however, you must understand that I would do anything, but I won’t do that."
"My I love yous were watered down, which was how I was able to grow such a beautiful garden. I’m a relationship farmer, and I’m growing as a person."
"The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d fish through your window hoping to catch a smile."
"01210 is a pyramid, & worms move like handicapped snakes. My dream belongs in a wheelchair, because I just spilled coffee all over my sleep."
"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."