"Midnight is Hellen-Kelleresque, so if you ask me if I’m seeing anybody, I’ll ask you what time it is. Answers are always between 12:01 AM to 11:59 PM."
"Knocking on a door is so violent. Instead, try talking to the door to get it to open up to you. I should write a self-help book for door-to-door salesmen."
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."
"Most scars are invisible. Damn transparent knives. Does anything cut deeper than love? I need to get some new body armor."
"The question is not how much work are you willing to put in, but what are you willing to take out? Success is sacrifice."
"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"