A relationship is a sales process, and sometimes you must bu... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A relationship is a sales process, and sometimes you must buy to sell, and when you sell it is to the benefit of both of you."
"A relationship is a sales process, and sometimes you must buy to sell, and when you sell it is to the benefit of both of you."
"I just bought a bag of poetry, but it was mostly air. The author must have learned from the potato chip industry."
"Quit making shade while I’m trying to make noon. Go put on a blindfold and act like midnight. There’s leftover love in the freezer if you get cold."
"You are not your body. You are the sum of all your actions, and they live on after your body dies. You may be mortal, but your brand is eternal."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"I got a zero. That’s like a perfect ten—it’s only one away from being flawless. Remember this next time you think you have nothing."