As a rule of thumb, hitchhiking is no fun. If you’re going t... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Leadership is being the first to put others second. Wait, that’s not right. That’s politics."

"It’s been said that men think only about sex and food. And some men, like my uncle Lester, think about sex with food. Needless to say the church has ordered him to cease bringing his own food to the potlucks."

"If football players wanted to protect their brains from injury they’d wear astronaut helmets. After all, astronauts have massive IQ’s, so wearing their protective headgear seems like a smart choice."

"Telephone pole wires get in the way of great photos. Communication always gets in the way of communication."

"I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights."