As a rule of thumb, hitchhiking is no fun. If you’re going t... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"As a rule of thumb, hitchhiking is no fun. If you’re going to stand around waiting to move, you may as well get paid to hold a pawnshop sign."

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