As a rule of thumb, hitchhiking is no fun. If you’re going t... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"As a rule of thumb, hitchhiking is no fun. If you’re going to stand around waiting to move, you may as well get paid to hold a pawnshop sign."
"As a rule of thumb, hitchhiking is no fun. If you’re going to stand around waiting to move, you may as well get paid to hold a pawnshop sign."
"Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy."
"I love Guns N’ Roses. Reminds me of the last time I tried to pick flowers from my neighbor’s garden."
"Nostalgia is being blind to the bad and only remembering the good. Thinking about all the love I had for her is a positively Helen-Kelleresque experience."
"She doesn’t want me to leave, and she doesn’t want me to stay. That’s a double helping of Doesn’t Want Me, and one big I’m Not Hungry back at her."
"New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on #LoversLane."