As a rule of thumb, hitchhiking is no fun. If you’re going t... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"As a rule of thumb, hitchhiking is no fun. If you’re going to stand around waiting to move, you may as well get paid to hold a pawnshop sign."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’m so shy that if you played “Guess The Mannequin” with me and two mannequins, you’d pick me, because I’m the quiet one. Still, it’s important for me to get out and meet people, even if that means hanging around department stores wearing the latest fashions."
"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."
"75% of my life is spent wasting time. The other 25% isn’t nearly as productive."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"He rose like heroes, and I rose like rows of red roses. Love grows wherever you plant it, so I try to farm it wherever I go."