More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The sky itches and that’s why I tickled it with the feather of a bird. Do you realize it’s been 14 days since two weeks ago? Boy, time flies."
"75% of my life is spent wasting time. The other 25% isn’t nearly as productive."
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."
"I spoke like a spoke on a wheel, as I went around and around without actually saying what I wanted to say. I was love flustered."
"The scent of Florida honeysuckle uplifted in a spring breeze reminds me of your love, and how fresh it was until it blew past me into my past."