"I am not forgotten, you know, no, I still receive a very great deal of fan mail.. . . Gladys Gudgeon writes weekly. . . . I just wish I knew why. . . .”He paused, looking faintly puzzled, then beamed again and returned to his signing with renewed vigor. “I suspect it is simply my good looks. . . ."
"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style..."
"It unscrews the other way."
"Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect."
"By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many."
"Did you see me disarm Hermione, Harry?""Only once"said Hermione stung. "I got you loads more then you got me—""I did not only get you once, I got you at least three times—""Well if you're counting the one where you tripped over your own feet and knocked the wand out of my hand—"