If you see me pushing a wheelbarrow full of animal balloons... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I peddle my wares as fast as I pedal my bicycle and petal my flowers, and that’s why my sales growth seems so slow. But given time, my brand will be in full bloom."

"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."

"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."

"Take some cues from some Q’s. Quality and quantity lead to queues."

"I’ve spent a lifetime learning to love—the lifetime of a chameleon. But hey, I’ve learned a lot in the last year, though you couldn’t tell because I camouflage my feelings."