More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I don’t like my circle of friends, so I’m changing them to a square. Love shapes our lives, so why not shape who we love?"
"I’m a Pisces, and people say that Pisces make the best the best lovers. That’s because Pisces are fish, and it’s like my grandpa always used to say, “The next best thing to making love to a mermaid, is having sex with a fish."
"Love is a tomato. And while it's true that I can live without a tomato, I could sure go for some ketchup."
"Silver is an investment. It’s like a second-place future. Makes me want to create Michael Phelps-flavored ice cream and eat a whole tub."
"I’ve never been in a yesterday quite like today. Seems like the perfect time to be in love."