More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I have the superhero gift of invisibility. I must be invisible, because the woman I love doesn’t see me. I might as well be into Helen Keller."
"The trick to looking ageless is drinking 55 gallons of #FlashBangWowFuzz every 4-6 hours. 24-hour discounts available."
"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."
"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."
"I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it."