More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If you find yourself thirsting for my love, don’t forget that I sell straws in a variety of flavors. What is the price of romance? Good question. Today only it’s on sale for half-off wholesale prices. Everything must go. My entire inventory of straws is being liquidated."
"It’s better if you don’t come at all, then come and act like you don’t want to be here. The same applies to there, when I’m there, which is also confusingly here, though it’s not here it’s there."
"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"
"Everyone is a salesman, and the product is each person. Personal branding is being conscious to the continual nature of selling yourself."
"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."