Everyone is a salesman, and the product is each person. Pers... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led to applause, which I drank up like an alcoholic. I need a refill."

"I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights."

"My instant love in a box is perfect for Florida. Just add water."

"When I go off the grid, my main source of light will be fireflies. Oh, and the glow that will come from the epic love poem I am writing for you."

"The storm is coming whether you’re aware of it or not, and whether you’re prepared for it or not. Thank God you have a man like me in your life, a man with a variety of umbrellas for sale in an affordable range of prices."