"If you find yourself thirsting for my love, don’t forget that I sell straws in a variety of flavors. What is the price of romance? Good question. Today only it’s on sale for half-off wholesale prices. Everything must go. My entire inventory of straws is being liquidated."
"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."
"I’ll wear a maze on a necklace, dangling over my chest, because if you want to get at my heart, you have to be ready to lose yourself."
"She moves through my memory the way the gentle river waves turn the setting sun's rays into a nostalgic light show."
"The business of business is people, not products or services. Take care of the people, and the people will take care of you."
"I bleed ink for her, because her name is written on my heart. She’s the author of all the love I have to give."